i've just made, what might possibly be, the world's most failed banana bread. if i had feral goats living in my backyard, i would hesitate to feed it to them.

i will not be taking any questions at this time. thank you for respecting my privacy.

#MyShame

This is what it looks like. And it looks, and I can’t stress this enough, better than it tastes.

Imagine wet play dough but banana flavored and inexplicably sour.

no. it’s me.
https://twitter.com/tr0mbone/status/1249305970251046913?s=21 https://twitter.com/tr0mbone/status/1249305970251046913

Oh I almost forgot to put some blame where it rightly belongs - on the tweep who shared their perfect banana bread, thereby making me think I could produce the same outcome if I used the same recipe. #TwitterShamingTime
https://twitter.com/chrisalbon/status/1249188878247960577?s=21 https://twitter.com/chrisalbon/status/1249188878247960577

Nailed it.

Ok I think the mystery has been at least partly solved. I know what happened. https://twitter.com/kalani159/status/1249572696201011200?s=21 https://twitter.com/kalani159/status/1249572696201011200

My banana bread was so bad that it made global media. Best part was they report my banana bread was in celebration of Easter. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8214027/amp/Twitter-users-reveal-Easter-baking-fails.html