i& #39;ve just made, what might possibly be, the world& #39;s most failed banana bread. if i had feral goats living in my backyard, i would hesitate to feed it to them.

i will not be taking any questions at this time. thank you for respecting my privacy.
This is what it looks like. And it looks, and I can’t stress this enough, better than it tastes.
Imagine wet play dough but banana flavored and inexplicably sour.
no. it’s me.
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Oh I almost forgot to put some blame where it rightly belongs - on the tweep who shared their perfect banana bread, thereby making me think I could produce the same outcome if I used the same recipe. #TwitterShamingTime
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Nailed it.
Ok I think the mystery has been at least partly solved. I know what happened. https://twitter.com/kalani159/status/1249572696201011200?s=21">https://twitter.com/kalani159... https://twitter.com/kalani159/status/1249572696201011200">https://twitter.com/kalani159...
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