I am now at the stage where I haven’t worn anything on my feet other than Crocs for a week. Send help.

This is your annual reminder that I once appeared in the Court of Appeal wearing Crocs footwear. Not remotely. The actual RCJ, court 5.

Also this weekend I participated in one of those Fitbit challenges with friends. I walked 35,000 steps and every single step was taken in Crocs.