Denise Fox of Eastenders fame:

Her wigs and weaves

A Thread.
The “fuck it, get it out the box and plonk it on your head” wig.

Something very brave about this look. Incredibly lazy and uninspiring but at the same time, incredibly inspiring too?! We all wish we could just stick our weaves on and go, and our Denise does exactly that
The “I’m asking for abuse at this point” weave.

This wig has become so famous that Twitter actively had no choice but to resort to cyber bullying in order to get Denise’s attention. Sure enough, it worked, and made headlines across the entire world. A tragic, but iconic weave.
The “I’m wearing this wig 6 inches off my forehead but fuck it because I’m Denise Fox”.

Quite clearly a more expensive purchase, Ms Fox wears this one with pride. Feeling sassy and confident, she has no issue with showing off her best asset- her forehead. A relatable Queen
The “GCSE Denise” weave.

Who can forget when Denise changed the education system by retaking her GCSEs? Fans sobbed as our empress cried tears of joy and looked to the sky as she passed her GCSEs with flying colours. A very natural blend of home grown and synthetic here💗
“The Courteney Cox”

Slick, smooth and silky with a stunning cut to the fringe to really give it that “home made” look. This is the look we typically associate with GCSE Denise
The “I’d like to talk to the manager please- oh wait I am the manager!” weave.

Not actually a wig but a brief insight into the real follicles of our managerial legend. The way she smirks as she secretly owns half the Square. Our Denise won’t be going back to bins anytime soon.
The “I wanna be Sharon Mitchell” weave.

Icons channeling icons. Pregnantnice relaxes in a park after scoffing a half eaten sandwich from a bin, bleak times for our fallen Queen. Not to worry though, she gave the kid up for adoption (it was Phil’s- gasp!) and loved life again
Let’s appreciate the Fox family weaves collectively. Eastenders spared no expense.
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