Which is the straight guy version of Legally Blonde

Or, is the erstwhile hypermasculine fantasy that of the debonair gentleman thief

Or

Brad Pitt's physique

Or does no film come close to perfectly encapsulating male success the same way. Is the duality, as Beneke suggests, a consequence of manhood to be proven

Such questions have I

I do not miss sounding an undergrad asshole hahaha