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wait lmao i wanna hop on this trend bc i have nothing better to do.
anyways this would be ur camera roll if i was ur gf: a thread
anyways this would be ur camera roll if i was ur gf: a thread
i stole ur phone after TRoS and took a pretty selfie
i stole ur entire wardrobe periodt
we practice social distancing on the subway and u miss me so u took this photo. we later find out we are the star of “marriage story”
u farted and it smelled so bad i walked away but you took this pic of me anyways
we went out for breakfast and it was nice but my french toast is kinda cold
you kept throwing sand at me so i’m pouting.
i’m wearing your hoodie and decided to have a fashion shoot. i made you take this. it’s very cold.
the view is pretty but i am prettier.
i’m very uncomfortable taking a photo in public but you made me laugh. thanks for that. love you, babe.
we saw avengers together and i cried so hard during the 3rd act you thought i died. i didn’t, but everyone else did - in the movie i mean. anyways, we snuck candy in and your dumbass spilled the mike and ike’s on the floor. you owe me 2 bucks.
you only took this bc my tits look good. i agree.
end of thread. ur the best.
