Watched about 120 of episodes of Peppa Pig last few weeks.

Get this, Daddy Pig (structural engineer) has two best pals; Daddy Rabbit (Building surveyor, works for council) and Daddy Dog (Building contractor).

Bit fucking convenient isn't it.
One particular Daddy Pig construction project was of course built by Daddy Dog and his cronies.

Daddy Rabbit signed the building off without even walking inside.

Daddy Pig then rents it out to a wolf family that moves in.

This is a racket.
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