Ran to Safeway, only 100 people at a time allowed in. Not too many, we walked right in.

Arrows on floor w/one way only in isles, we walked wherever we wanted.

Wait in line, like cattle to be called to checkout, we went under the yellow tape.

I can& #39;t do sheeple people shit
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Somebody in this thread, actually said they reported me to the FBI for walking the wrong direction in Safeway!
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Really America, really?
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