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Here’s a story about the time I shit myself in a patient’s room and I’m not making this up 
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(Part 1)
So.
this was when I was a medication tech. I’d just passed pharmocology in school so that allowed me to pass meds at the hospital as I continue my schooling.
(Part 1)
So.
this was when I was a medication tech. I’d just passed pharmocology in school so that allowed me to pass meds at the hospital as I continue my schooling.
(Part 2)
I’d just gotten the job and I didn’t want to call out because I feel that makes a bad impression, but I really hadn’t been feeling good for 2 days and was practically peeing out of my ass hole every 45 minutes or so.
But I put on a mask, and went to work anyway.
I’d just gotten the job and I didn’t want to call out because I feel that makes a bad impression, but I really hadn’t been feeling good for 2 days and was practically peeing out of my ass hole every 45 minutes or so.
But I put on a mask, and went to work anyway.
(Part 3)
I was going room to room with the med cart when I got to room 15
(making that up because I don’t remember the number)
And this patient had a shit ton of stuff to take. Pills on pills, eye drops, inhalers, narcotics, the works.
I was going room to room with the med cart when I got to room 15
(making that up because I don’t remember the number)
And this patient had a shit ton of stuff to take. Pills on pills, eye drops, inhalers, narcotics, the works.
(Part 4)
I was almost done pulling out everything I need when I felt an uncomfortable rumble in my stomach.
I’d already pulled out the narcotic and I don’t like to stop what I’m doing once I start so I figured I’d just run to the bathroom as soon as I’m done with this room
I was almost done pulling out everything I need when I felt an uncomfortable rumble in my stomach.
I’d already pulled out the narcotic and I don’t like to stop what I’m doing once I start so I figured I’d just run to the bathroom as soon as I’m done with this room
(Part 5)
I walk into the room and I see that the aide was in there trying to get him dressed.
The patient is kinda large and is unable to help so I told her I’d help get him up and into his wheelchair if she doesn’t mind me interrupting after that to give him his meds.
I walk into the room and I see that the aide was in there trying to get him dressed.
The patient is kinda large and is unable to help so I told her I’d help get him up and into his wheelchair if she doesn’t mind me interrupting after that to give him his meds.
(Part 6)
By the time we get him dressed and ready to be lifted off of the bed with the Hoyer Lift, my stomach is singing Adele and my ass cheeks are cramping from the amount of effort I’ve put into keeping them closed
By the time we get him dressed and ready to be lifted off of the bed with the Hoyer Lift, my stomach is singing Adele and my ass cheeks are cramping from the amount of effort I’ve put into keeping them closed
(Part 7)
So. He’s in the lift, high up in the air, when the battery on the lift dies.
I didn’t want to say anything out loud to make him nervous so I told the aide we’d have to manually lower him and she knew why right away.
This required me to bend down....
So. He’s in the lift, high up in the air, when the battery on the lift dies.
I didn’t want to say anything out loud to make him nervous so I told the aide we’d have to manually lower him and she knew why right away.
This required me to bend down....
(Part 8)
I had to bend down because I had to make sure he was pushed as far back in his chair as possible and that his feet where going where they should.
Newton’s first law of physics says “one can not keep their ass cheeks clenched when bending” so I had to release
I had to bend down because I had to make sure he was pushed as far back in his chair as possible and that his feet where going where they should.
Newton’s first law of physics says “one can not keep their ass cheeks clenched when bending” so I had to release
(Part 9)
But I had faith in my bowels. I bent down. Adjusted his feet, pushed the sling back so he was sitting up straight and congratulated my ass hole for keeping it together in my time of need.
And then I stood up ....
But I had faith in my bowels. I bent down. Adjusted his feet, pushed the sling back so he was sitting up straight and congratulated my ass hole for keeping it together in my time of need.
And then I stood up ....
(Part 10)
When you go from a bending over, almost crouching position, to standing up, it requires some effort from your muscles and applies some pressure to your lower half.
That swift amount of added pressure broke the dam.
When you go from a bending over, almost crouching position, to standing up, it requires some effort from your muscles and applies some pressure to your lower half.
That swift amount of added pressure broke the dam.
(Part 11)
There I was. In a patient’s room, newly hired, Aide waiting on my to help unhook this guy from the lift, and I was shitting myself.
I laugh at everything and I started scream laughing at what was happening because i didn’t know what else to do.
The aide was like:
There I was. In a patient’s room, newly hired, Aide waiting on my to help unhook this guy from the lift, and I was shitting myself.
I laugh at everything and I started scream laughing at what was happening because i didn’t know what else to do.
The aide was like:
(Part 12)
The patient rooms have their own bathrooms and it was a few feet behind me to the right so I started walking backwards and at this point I was laughing so hard that I was crying.
I backed into the bathroom like some weird cackling villain and closed the door
The patient rooms have their own bathrooms and it was a few feet behind me to the right so I started walking backwards and at this point I was laughing so hard that I was crying.
I backed into the bathroom like some weird cackling villain and closed the door
(Part 13)
There was an awkward pause in the room and then I heard the aide taking the lift straps off of him and moving it away. She asked him to start working on combing his hair and told him she’d be right back.
Then she knocks on the bathroom door and is like “..are u ok?
There was an awkward pause in the room and then I heard the aide taking the lift straps off of him and moving it away. She asked him to start working on combing his hair and told him she’d be right back.
Then she knocks on the bathroom door and is like “..are u ok?
(Part 14)
I opened the door a crack and whispered “I shit myself” and then she started laughing and told me she’d smelled a whiff of something strange in the room but she’d assumed the patient had farted
I opened the door a crack and whispered “I shit myself” and then she started laughing and told me she’d smelled a whiff of something strange in the room but she’d assumed the patient had farted
(Part 15)
So. In conclusion. She brought me some depends, a pair of oversized pants we had for the patients to wear and a biohazard bag to put my clothes in and the charge nurse sent me home to get better.
Good times
So. In conclusion. She brought me some depends, a pair of oversized pants we had for the patients to wear and a biohazard bag to put my clothes in and the charge nurse sent me home to get better.
Good times
