Tried the online Salty venue tonight! Went 0-2 in every game, VOD showed I was so boring commentators couldn't make the game sound interesting, left the venue (discord server this time) in tears because I'm still not worth anyone's time. The authentic Salty experience, basically.

Went to the physical venue on and off for a couple years and I can't believe it took me this long to realize locals are overrated. Fun if you're already high-level or have friends, really terrible if you get knocked out 0-2 and get to stand around doing nothing for three hours.

The point of this thread is that to all my FGC followers, if you see me tweeting about Salty again please stop me because I'm just gonna be miserable like I've been every time I've gone.