Okay so boom.... I’m dying eggs with my lil cousins and one of them makes a SU inspired egg to give to his mom. Super cute right.!
Wellllllllllll apparently the egg didn’t like it here in quarantine so it decided and off itself.

As my little cousin goes to get his tablet to take a picture of the egg, the eggs mysteriously began to roll and fell off the counter.

Real life humpty dumpy moment
My cousin IMMEDIATELY starts crying ! I swear it was soooo funny but I didn’t want to laugh because he looked soooo distraught. So me being me I say “do you want to eat it ? It’s what the egg would’ve wanted you to do”
So he starts eating the egg but does not stop crying. at this point I really don’t know what to do or say.

When he finishes he runs in the run and continue to cry. Literally screaming and crying, like him and the egg were homeboys and he just lost his best friend
So I go sit on the edge of the bed and say “ you know eggs get cracked everyday, it’s just that this was your egg’s time.... we can’t keep them all and sometimes we have to say goodbye “
He hit me with :
I guess I took it too far 😂😂😂
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