Manajer startup be like:

Ex McKinsey | Harvard Graduate | Tech Enthusiast | Helping XXX to Grow! | We’re hiring!
Investment Banker:

Investment Banking at J.P Morgan
*Lulusan engineering*
*punya sertifikasi CFA Level 3 anyway*
*Brewokan dan tipikal bro bro South Jakartans*
*Imaginary kayak karakternya Ika Natassa*
Product Manager:

Product Manager at [Insert nama perusahaan]

*lulusan lokal*
*Experience intern di BCG (WKWK)*
*Kalo ga BCG lemparan dari Big 4 atau 2nd tier consulting*
*Kalo S2 pake lpdp*
*Biasanya punya sertifikasi Six Sigma/Scrum(?????)*
BI/Data Analyst:

Data Analyst at [Insert nama korporasi] | The Data Guy! | Interested in Big Data

*Lulusan fasilkom/matematika/ilmu ekonomi*
*Linkedinnya gamuat gan karena isinya sertifikasi phyton, R, Tableau, dll dll*
*Udemy, Edx, dan Coursera adalah sahabat mereka*
Management Consultant:

[Nama hrs kombinasi western + eastern]
Consultant at [Insert nama Big 3] | Passed CFA Level III

*Lulusan Ivy League S1-S2 self funding*
*Awardee of Dean’s list for 8 consecutive semester*
*sertifikasi*
*sertifikasi*
*GPA 3.9*
*Biasanya ganteng/cantik*
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