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STORY TIME: What was your first experience in a sex shop like? I’ll go first
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Okay so it was like mid-July and I was planning to bottom for the first time. I was literally so scared at the thought of opening pandoras box i had a dream that day that a spider crawled out my ass because i had no idea what was inside of it LMFAOOO So there i was about to go in
16 year old me casually walking into the place all my nightmares would begin 
. I’m inside now and am greeted by the nice little lady, I say Hi, keep it moving and try to act collected. I turn to the left and the first thing i see is a dildo the size of my LEG. im scared now
. I’m inside now and am greeted by the nice little lady, I say Hi, keep it moving and try to act collected. I turn to the left and the first thing i see is a dildo the size of my LEG. im scared now
I think “okay this is a prop”, the lady yells over to me “Were you interested in purchasing that?” ..... UMM.... i tell her “no! Haha! im not looking for anything in particular”
Girl... i was looking for a douchebag. Not her thinking 5’3 me about to take something as big as me
Girl... i was looking for a douchebag. Not her thinking 5’3 me about to take something as big as me
“Let me know if you need anything!” I stay quiet now because now all i see in front of me are electro-shock pads, paddles, and piss funnels. I was officially in a different realm I realize I’m in the kink section and move toward the back of the room where the gay toys were
I realize I’m in the kink section and move toward the back of the room where the gay toys were
Ok. I’m in the right section. I see poppers, tiny dildos (pm), and - WHOOOCH. my fucking eyes pop out of my socket and i hear a scream . Im next to a door and I just hear whipping and moaning now im confused as HELL . Is this?Is this a sex room??? Yes. Yes it was
. Im next to a door and I just hear whipping and moaning now im confused as HELL . Is this?Is this a sex room??? Yes. Yes it was
At this point im literally sweating and don’t remember what i came there for. I say fuck it and go up to the lady and ask “do you happen to have any cleaning supplies for men?” BITCH SHE WAS SO CONFUSED LMFAOOOO. at this point she’s just like ???? So i walk back to the section
Ok im standing there just listening to this girl scream whilst getting whipped and begging for her fucking life. I literally hear her say “Someone help me! Please!” with more moans of pleasure. I am am stuck in my brain like “WHAT THE FUCK I DO BRO” Im here staring at the wall
I see the douche on the side of the wall next to the door and immediately go for it. The moment I bend down i hear the screams and clutter stop and it’s quiet. It’s finally over. I can grab this and go and that’s it
I grab the suction douche thing and turn around. Im about to head to the cashier when I hear the door behind me open and— of course my dumb ass has to look— see a man dressed in leather belt with his COCK exposed and what I presume is SHIT on his stomach say “Hey I need some help
At this point im stunned staring at his stomach thinking “Okay this is my cue to fucking leave”. The cashier lady runs to them and I just turn and left the fucking store i left with the douche and all. Bottom line pls leave the store if the back room is audible
i left with the douche and all. Bottom line pls leave the store if the back room is audible
Worst part about this is that i didn’t even bottom for the guy that ended up seeing. It was such an unnecessary experience. The only thing i can think of worst than this was accidentally walking into Folsom Street Fair in 2014 to meet Kehlani LMFAOOO
