Thoughts my puppy probably has had while being quarantined with me (a thread):
Why isn’t she showering as much? Doesn’t she realize that I can smell her? Damn girl. You nasty.
Oh I guess her only job now is to cuddle with me. It’s about damn time!
She’s getting a little fatter...maybe I should walk her more often.
Yay! Sleeping in again! Oh wait...I want to play.