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...starbucks is not an essential go make your fucking coffee at home
wah you have to wait in a 15 car line and you think you’re better for mobile ordering like,,, get a fuckin aeropress
people quoting my tweet “but i need coffee to function” man go get some yuban and coffee mate i really don’t care stop putting baristas lives on the line for your caffeine addiction 
y’all i’m not dunking on essential workers and people who’ve been working o/t. i didn’t expect this to go viral but i know this person and she is certainly not an essential worker and this was more to talk about karens and young ppl coming in for their frappuccinos and refreshers
there’s no way all the people are going to sbux every day are essential workers providing for everyone else. people are violating the shelter-in-place and social distancing orders and making this worse for everybody and putting lives at risk for their sugar/caffeine fix
so you’re nuts nuts huh
i WILL turn OFF my SWITCH!!! FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
