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I once dated cousins at the same time and one of them brought magnum-mini pack for me, which I ate with their female cousin while discussing how the other one (who didn't buy the ice-cream) is hurting me.
I did all of this at their grannies house. The one who didn't buy the ice-cream called me and laughed in disbelief.
I then demanded my charger, which the granny had to search for, and the one who didn't buy ice-cream drove from PTA to our hometown the next weekend just to give it to me. He dumped me that morning but we were back together in the evening.
Ice-cream cousin was still around. Kept him idling. Shame, he idled. What a committed man.
What I'd like to know is where TF I got the gull to walk into people's grandmother's homes and demand shit while gossiping with one family member about two others that I'm dating at the same time.
