Arrite this is a thread about how world war 1 started zeen?

June 1914

Arrite, suh basically Austria-Hungary capture Bosnia and Herzegovina, zeen? But Serbia never like dat, specifically some Serbian Nationalist who a pree sey...1/

a fi dem place. Suh di nationalist dem hatch a plan fi strike back and show sey dem a nuh play thing. Suh Austria's Archduke Franz Ferdinand and him wife Sophie did schedule fi visit Sarajevo (the capital of Bosnia). Franz did a pree di lass through just fi check pan dem 2/

Imperial armed forces...suh di Serbian Nationalist dem sey yow a di perfect chance dis fi buss off dem bwoy deh face innuh, suh dem hatch a plan. Now Franz was the Archduke of Austria and him links did tall bad. Dis man was heir presumptive to di Austria-Hungary throne...3/

when him pops drop out and his wife was a Duchess zeen? Suh dem people ya a di highest royalty wey dem come from. Nationalist dem young doe and dem never a pree dat. Just like young millennials and Gen Z peeps today, dem man deh nuh tek chat! Suh dem Mek dem plan fi tek...4/

di Archduke and di Duchess 6 points in one. Suh pan di day u know di usual assassimation attempts dem days day. Procession in an open top vehicle and waving side to side to onlookers - JFK style. Suh di man dem have bout 6 man hide inna di crowd...5/

First man have one bomb and him did fi throw it and boom up di car but him miss him target and it end up under the rear of one of the other cars. Archduke driver aight di rake same time and sey yow a movements innuh...6/

Suh di car pick up a piece a speed...di next man wey in line get nervous and freeze, him nuh buss a single shot. Him did new to di group and probly never did even agree...7/

Up come di next general, man crank up di Matic but to how fast di car a move him couldn’t get fi fire. Suh di assassination attempt failed miserably...Archduke sey “oonuh can’t stop my show” and went on fi go give him speech Wah him did have planned that day like a boss...8/

The bomb that missed him had injured the occupants of the car behind him, so Franz decide sey him a go gi dem a link inna di hospital, yuh some know real Gs look out fi dem niggas. But I’m all the hoopla, nuh baddy nuh tell di actual drivers dem of the change of plan...9/

When dem get di news dem haffi turn round, suh while dem turn onto a likkle lane, di whole line a car stall tpc...memba di General mi did mention up top that was next in line fi fiyah a shot? Meet Gavrilo Principe, 19 yrs old and fed up wid life. Him just graduate wid...10/

9 CXC, all discrincfions. But ntn never a too gwaan suh him start par wid some man wey call dem self ‘Young Bosnia’ dem a did basically some young killers and strap wid crazy machines. As luck would have it, when di car dem stall, Principe inna one likkle cafe...11/

Pan di same lane. Dem time deh him a cuss di juvenile wey never tek di shot and a cuss di one wey miss wid di Bomb. When him tek a look through di window, nuh di whole convoy dat a “shots throw away”! Principe couldn’t believe his luck tpc...12/

Di boss reach feem Jansport and tek our di matic and Mek a mad walk go over to di car dem before nuh baddy realize Wah gwaan...bam bam two shot ring out. Principe see sey him couldn’t tarry cause a crazy people did deh bout suh him run off same time...13/

All now nuh baddy nuh know sey Franz and Sophie get shot. Sophie nuh know she get shot, but Franz know sey him get shot. When dem security personnel a check pan everybody dem realize sey Franz a bleed cause him get one inna him neck and Sophie get one inna her belly...14/

Di two a dem dead before doctor cudda save dem...when news broke out, Serbia glad yf and of course Austria-Hungary a fume. Suh dem a pree fi run een same time, but dem also see a political opportunity fi get rid a Serbia as a major political force once and for all especially...15

because dem support Yugoslav Nationalism and dat a mash up fi dem ting. Suh Austria-Hungary link fi dem niggas Germany fi support. Germany sey anything oonuh deh pan we ready, but u haffi dweet quick suh it look like a just local retaliation and won’t Mek Russia too...16/

suspicious. Now Russia was Serbia’s bad chargie and dem head hot. But di ting is Germany want Mek a power play long time over Russia, cause dem pree sey Russia a get a likkle too big, any how dem can stop Russia’s chargie, Serbia then dem wud be on dem way...17/

It did important fi AH strike quick too because the world was mourning the Archduke’s death so there would be a lot of sympathy...AH did weary though because Hungary Don never too like the violence suh him never want retaliate...suh dem come to a compromise fi give Serbia...18/

an harsh ultimatum...before Serbia reply to di ultimatum dem show Russia waah gwaan and Russia sey eeeeh? Same time dem decide fi intervene and partially mobilize dem troops. Russian military don never fee dem did yet strong enough, but believe sey a di Germany bwoy dem...19/

Really did a a initiate it. Suh dem set it nuh matter if dem nuh fully ready dem haffi show Germany sey dem fully bad! Meanwhile Germany pree sey Russia a go move slower than dem ally France. France used to send on funds pan Russia more while when dem need help, dem bwoy deh 20/

rich. Suh Ger pree sey dem haffi go defeat France in the wear through Belgium. But by dis, France dun get a prip arredi suh dem escalate dem mobilization. Now Britain was friends wid France and Russia but dem never have ntn gense Ger, suh nuff a dem leaders a sey we nuh...21/

need fi get involved, Mek di man dem do Wah dem a do and leave we outta it. We neva tell nuh baddy fi go war but we can mediate seeing that we and everybody a fren. Germany did a sey ye man but secretly dem a prepare same way. Dem Britain go here and a sey shit dem a force...22/

we hand. Cause while nuff a di official dem never want go war few a di general dem did a pree sey dem did in a pickle. Don’t war, Germany win and dem nuh have nuh ally. Russia/France win and dem a go pree Britain fi nuh help...suh di man dem sey fuck it...23/

roll out di guns yaah man. When Ger hear dem did vex, and a sey how u fi do say Britain? Britain sey u nuh leff mi wid nuh choice and we have a moral obligation fi defen likkle Belgium who u a go use as yuh pawn. Ger but mi did plan fi gi dem back a food fi di trouble...24/

Brit sey no sah dat nah go work & Mek it known sey if di war start my gun dem a go fiyah. Ger invade Bel Aug 3 1914 and declare war on Fra the same day. Brit run een and declare war on Ger and sey dat nah go happen...the war lasted 4 years and was won by Rus, Fra, Brit etc.

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