Fellas, is it gay to eat his ass until he cries out skyward like a man finding a new god?
Bro no homo but I want to tenderly stroke your taint under the moonlight until you have the slow shivering realization that maybe, just maybe, you will open yourself for another like you never dreamed.
My dude, not to be the most untoward sort but alas, I have watched the way your pant leg slowly raises as you sit down so that I might imagine the weight and shape of your ankle bones and how they might dig into my shoulders as I fold you in half.
Anyway bro no sweat, this meeting is super great and I'm glad everyone is on the same page, we can circle back later and touch base and all that, I definitely haven't calculated the exact prostate-touching width and length of your fingers and recreated it in 3D in my mind.
High five dude, can't wait to hear that gentle baritone learn new octaves like a man speed-running up a glittering staircase to the pearly gates themselves.
I think business is great bro, it's really good, glad those numbers are doing that thing and listen, I think you're totally gonna get that promotion and I'm very happy for you as I think about pouring 150-proof liquor into your eye sockets and slurping it off your closed eyelids.
It's ok bro, I know you haven't thought about doing anything with another man, and I am excited to watch you rapidly consider it at an exponential rate when you realize that you have been riding passenger to this interaction this whole time.
Good sale, bro. High five! It's not gay until you start thinking about parts of your body you've never thought about before, never mind their vulnerability with that newfound realization.
Anyway it’s totally normal to think about that slow waft of the wet-metal-musk smell of erotic fear-sweat off a man.
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