sex & the city during COVID-19 would be like:

carrie: “when big said he didn’t want to quarantine together, it got me thinking...have we really been social distancing all along?”

miranda: “this guy I was seeing just told me he won’t feel ready to commit to a relationship until his 401K is back up! I mean when is that gonna be? oh god I’m going to die alone!”

samantha: “oh honey please! after all the men I’ve slept with, I’m immune to corona by now.”