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ok this is gonna be my person of interest rewatch thread because i already have so much to say
first of all: THE WEIRD FLASHBACK THINGY did all late 00s shows start with that like 2 minute introspective nonsense???
tarajiiiiiii 
i wuv agent carter SO MUCH i miSS HER EVERY DAY
haroLD LMFAO such bravado for a lil twerp
mk the anti medication nonsense in so many of these ptsd-related shows tho ,,
this concept??? FUCKS. i love it so much.
who are these two dudes who literally never show up again hgfjhgdjfhg harold did you hire muscle Specifically to impwess youw new fwiend
when they say the title of the show [dabs]
GOD HAROLD THERE WAS NO NEED TO ESCALATE THAT QUICKLY
how does a man that old put such a baby expression on his face
do u think harold waited until he had a pretty blonde to recruit reese. this mother fucker
i mean, listen, do i love him. yes. but - i also hate him.
A POST IT NOTE THAT ONLY SAYS "who was she? :(" NGHFJGHFHG HAROLD
no District Attorney is wearing 6+ inch heels walking in the RAIN in manhattan. costume people i need to talk to you
FUSCOOOOOO
MY DUMB DUMB BOY
MY DUMB DUMB BOY
man the shitty like. transitions in this show. its like candy for my brain
MY SWEET GIRL, PLEASE WEAR MORE COMFORTABLE SHOES
man there could be just. so much more homoerotic tension on this show
when in doubt? fuckin rocket launcher i guess!!!
And The Cops .... Were Dirty
i built it. [bass drops, sunglasses descend slowly onto finch's face]
this show is so deliciously anti government and anti surveillance i love it
fhjghdg first boys' road trip :')
GOD THIS SCENE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
statement of detective jocelyn "joss" carter regarding repeated sightings of a mysterious "man in a suit"
oh shiiiit i didn't realize the dead girl was episode TWO everything escalates so FAST
>be reese
>call yourself a cop to threaten some guy
>try to insist to the guy's friend that you're not a threat
>it doesn't work
>shockedpikachu.jpg
>call yourself a cop to threaten some guy
>try to insist to the guy's friend that you're not a threat
>it doesn't work
>shockedpikachu.jpg
why does this guy look Just A Little like christopher walken
god they got the CUTEST girl for this ep .... her nose ring is just [chef's kiss]
why does everyone on a tv show immediately rip open their shirt to stare at their bulletproof vest as soon as they get shot
it is episode Two and these two already have old married gay banter
[hacker voice] WIRETAP ESTABLISHED!
i love the reality this show lives in, a reality where all Hacker™ programs write in 12pt arial in all caps on tiny little phone screens
god i forgot that the netflix captions say "20, 30 times what it was worth" when the guy says "40, 50 times what it was worth" what the FUCK was that about netflix
im so interested in harold's gay backstory with this senator guy. i want so much more out of this
AND KAREN WAS ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!!
ok like. this scene is actually really good tho. like. just confronting the reality of - the murderer is in the elevator, that means stairs are the only option but One Of These People Is Disabled And This Is Going To Be A Big Problem
weese to the wescue...
i love that its Episode Two and everyone is already like "i just met you but i trust you with my life now!"
he gave her his suit jacket though......... soft...................
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HAROLD'S DEAD EX BOYFRIEND
awww hawold pwease get more sweep
they REALLY hit the war is bad nail hard lmfao
god i love this Deeply Italian Man
this man stepped directly out of grease and i love it
john's whole backstory is like. I Loved My Country Too Much :'( pour one out
god i love the early days so muuuch
its so funny that all the episodes i remember are like. early season 1 and then Season 5
the GUYLINEEERRR
god they truly did the most with this
"do we even know why he's such a mess?" god harold a MOOD
why is john so Emo all the time jesus christ boy go to therapy
this show is just Veterans Have Rights
god i love season 1 carter she's SO over it and she's RIGHT
ELIAS!!!!!!!
god the elias plot is so Much
season one Sexy send tweet
doctor lady .......... hot :)
whenever i remember this show i always think "oh yeah there was probably a few eps at the start where they did like. normal, regular procedural episodes." but nope the wild shit starts almost Immediately
harolds little unassuming baby finance boy persona is so fuckin hilarious
GOD john incapacitating everyone in the room in the space of the spanish soccer commentator saying "GOOOOOOOOL" is so FUCKING good every time
every time i watch ep 4 im like "huh i dont remember how this one ends" and its because they DONT FUCKING TELL YOU
like its The Right Move for the episode but god i forget every time
anyway in my personal opinion andrew dies :)
back at it again at krispy kreme!!!! the judge episode was Very Good but i didnt livetweet bc i was folding laundry
NOW WE'RE ON ZOE'S INTRO EPISODE!!! I WUV HER
zoe is SUCH a good character. she's Perfect. and john's heart eyes every time he looks at her is VERY cute
harold's many bird themed aliases are my fave. what a weird dude. i wanna be him
i LOVE this show's politics it really do be like "military? BAD! pharma companies? BAD! cops? DIRTY! organized crime? RAMPANT!"
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF ROOM TONE, PEOPLE
theres so much low murmuring between the men on this show ... five feet apart cause theyre not gay, but tenderly whispering important information because they Are
john and zoe playing 3d chess over dinner and wine is SO SEXY we are bisexuals in this house
"you wanna get out of here?" "where are we going?" "to do something illegal." THEYRE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER
*reese very clearly typing nonsense while unrelated words pop up in the command line* i fucking love television
REESE YOU WERE ON A COMPUTER AND YOU TOOK A PHOTO OF THE TEXT WITH A DIGITAL CAMERA AND THEN SENT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE??? REESE!!!!!!
The Importance Of Room Tone, Part Two
why do straight people just kiss each other at random
elias is such a fuckin good villain. i hate that i can say that twice now about two different media but it's True
THE MIND GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elias is such a good actor fjgfjghfjjhjhfgjh
oh little baby enver gjokaj is here!!! baby!!!!!!!
they got SUCH a good actor to play elias i am . fully losing it
carter is such a DAMN GOOD COP!
i understand so Very Little about organized crime lmao
honestly for a show so completely about tech they do a really good job of fully exploring the downsides of it. aka, if your cell phone breaks, youre fucked!
enver gjokaj is playing just the LITTLE BABIEST russian mobster he's SO SMALL despite actually being so large
man ... when i first watched this show i didnt live in new york yet. being able to recognize not just the big places on the show (washington square park, coney island), but also the smaller things like just a random street corner or that Particular laundromat, just brings me joy
elias: thank you, you've saved my life. now it's time for me to make your life a great deal more complicated for years to come :)
You Remind Me Of Him :)
eye scar man!!!!!!!!
elias' vision for the world is so funny to me like . a New kind of crime ... a Better kind of crime
hgjfhgjfhjdfhnfmggjdngfdgnnh THIS RUSSIAN GUY JUST SAID PETER IN THE WEIRDEST WAY EVER
my son ~*~piyyettyyeiiieerrr~*~
eye scar man is so beefy for no reason gfhjgfh
what a FANTASTIC REVEAL!!!
OHHH SINNERMAN, WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO
man we are HALFWAY through season 1 and this shit already kicked into high gear
i love it when the criminals are like 90 years old lmao what are you doing go take a nap
STEALING AN AMBULANCE ? J O H N
sir your nose hair ,
i love when people speak Angry German bc like where do the words end and the just furious hissing begin?
fjhjgh finch nerding out about very low security websites is so funny
SHOW: "he's running a construction site in brooklyn"
NETFLIX CAPTIONS: "he's running a construction site in midtown"
LITERALLY WHY MAKE THAT CHANGE?
NETFLIX CAPTIONS: "he's running a construction site in midtown"
LITERALLY WHY MAKE THAT CHANGE?
And Anja Was Alive The Whole Time ,,,
SURE LET'S JUST ! SHOOT AT CARS
"we're not so different you and i" - john to literally half the people they end up with on this show
oh good it was just a Very Elaborate Suicide
all the military backstories on this show are so generic and unimaginative but still so good somehow? witchcraft
sweetie that is not how dna works
the BITCHINESS is so GOOD
for being a dirty ass cop fusco is such a like, nice and good person who just wants to Help
also he has grumpy old turtle face and i love him
john just falling a little in love with every competent badass woman he comes across is so fucking funny he's A PUPPY
carter is so goddamn competent. holds a gun to the show writers, APPRECIATE HER MORE
carter and her son are so cute and good ........ im upsetti
john's greatest superpower is being a Bland Faced White Man who can blend in wherever he wants
oh shiiiiiit this episode Fucks
OH ITS AGENT SNOW
[slaps harold] this baby can fit so much ptsd in it
harold looking at a non-linear car route like "hm you weren't going right home, were you?" as if it's not perfectly reasonable for new york traffic to send you into a completely different borough to avoid severe nonsense
LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR
>:( stop saying mean things about my boy! he's just a lil pupy!
THE BETRAYALLLL
my boy is So. fuckin sweaty
ALL THAT AND SEASON 1 STILL ISNT EVEN OVER!
ahhhhhhh i love trask!!!!
this fuckin weird dude!!!
i love him so much fjdhgjfhk
fancy ass building with a full time super... these folks be livin lorge
oh shit where do i know this actor from
oh he's from mindhunter!
"i'm not accustomed to contractors negotiating terms" bruh you are mistreating your contractors
my! girl! just gave the cia the slip! and she aint even sweating i LOVE HER
"just sick of being cooped up and staring at screens all day" oof too close to home john
god everything is a mess
okay i took an hours-long break bc my dumbass self gave myself a headache and i needed to nap and eat and shit ... but NOW ITS THE ROOT EPISODE!!!!!!
my GIRL!!!!!!! BLOWS HER A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love an episode where it's like. hey! this guy is just a regular guy, dealing with unemployment. mr. billionaire just give him a hundred grand and your problem will Disappear
man idk the science on this but im PRETTY sure you cant hack someone's wifi with a pringles can. i'm PRETTY SURE.
i am RIOTING that there was not even one episode in this show where finch and reese had to pose as a gay couple. RIOTING.
man i forgot what a Clusterfuck this episode was
why are the authorities such DICKS to INNOCENT PEOPLE (i know why)
hawold has a wittwe cwush...
john's bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. please i'm begging you, dump a couple points into charisma
this muhfuckin kevin spacey knockoff can get fucked
LMAO NO WAY A SUBWAY STATION BATHROOM IS THAT WHITE AND CLEAN
the gentle artful graffiti... no dirt in the grout..... gleaming stainless steel........ Bitch Where
god how is it STILL season one fjghjdfghh this show is unending i'm so glad
man this episode is so. sad. this show really was like "the state ignores emergencies in poor areas and disregards black children's trauma" like yeah! shit!
carter is so hot and in charge all the time my little gay heart can hardly take it
WILL T-T the BACKSTORY!!!
please protect this child he's going to get himself Killed
greenbank telescope mention!!!
darren is SO CUTE AND PURE.... HELP HIM........... :'(
love that they just go "okay if you're a Jowly White Man we cast you as a corrupt cop"
ok i'm done for tonight and somehow STILL not through season 1 (this show truly is the gift that keeps on giving) but we'll get back to it tomorrow
hello im back, and i think the guy who plays the penguin in that gotham show is here? sharp nose skinny man?
love how many random bit parts go to people i recognize from tangentially being in other fandoms haha
john... when do you sleep
what kinda irresponsible parent lets their 7 year old kid be up at 3am
why is the cia so dramatic like bluhhh im a special agent i have no emotions and must kill on command We Get It
snow is a Fucking Snake im going to kill him myself
harold and carter friendship is SO CUTE AND GOOD, let them get coffee and bitch pwease
OH ARE WE GONNA MEET LEON??? I LOVE LEON!!!!!!!!!
i might be misremembering but i want leon to be here ... wuv that funky lil dirtbag
man the dirty cops are so like , Caricatured
JOHN! LISTING FACTS AND PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT PEOPLE DOES NOT MAKE THEM LIKE OR TRUST YOU!!! IT IS INCREDIBLY THREATENING!!!!
that is the Least realistic thing about this show, that a stoic, heavily armed man deadpanning the details of your life could ever be comforting or trust-forming
my fave situation is when john is unconscious, severely beaten, locked in the trunk of a car that's on fire :)
"the government couldn't win the war on drugs, so they're using it to fund the war on terror" BFHFJFNFJ THE GALAXY BRAIN OF THIS
oh fusco........ im so unexpectedly soft for this douchebag
he's a bad person but he's so GOOD THO
dhhfhdjd the disgust on johns face as he contemplates the life of a parent
ALL THE PLOTLINES ON THIS SHOW ARE SO SEXY
wall street scumbags, my fave kind of episode >:3 also this one is the suit fitting scene that is already very gay tension but could have been like 300% more
i do love that some of their big business/big money plot threads weave into each other, its . elegant
please do not drive this speed on lower manhattan streets you are in for a bumpy ride
HOW MANY LITTLE SIDE JOBS DOES HAROLD HAVE !!! harold when do u Sleep
john is physically incapable of Not smiling whenever one of the clients has a wholesome interaction lmao its very soft
fhfhdjjd the 4 screens flashing to life and already being configured properly like no Way you can do that without moving all your windows where you want them
eye scar man is back!!!!!
A BABY!!! THE CLIENT IS A BABY!!!!!!!!
i always forget about this episode until im in it grhdjjdk
fbhfjfjfjf the baby was about to be kidnapped so I'll Just Kidnap Her Instead
chhfhdjd harold describing social media as a "swamp of indiscretion" incredible
aw they got the cutest baby for this episode......
THEY LOST THE BABY!!!
also hey when will tv learn that bisexuals exist and not in a bad way
WHO LEFT GRENADES LYING AROUND!!!!
carter lying like a Pro lmaooo
the BEST PLOT MOVE is heroes have to team up with villains to defeat a Different Evil god its my Fave
JOHN IS JUST SO SOFT AROUND CHILDREN AND BABIES... AW.......
that is the most emotion ive heard in his voice the whole show so far
god the BOTTLENECK!!!!!
the ANGUISH oh my god this episode is amazing
I FORGOT THAT HAROLD CANONICALLY INVENTED SOCIAL MEDIA FHFHHFJFJFHHFJFHDGDHFJFJKFJH
"i'm just tired of using pronouns" me too harold.
awww i think i know this bookshop!
a good ol' identity theft mystery is always a fun romp
ohhh harold. such a sucker for big eyes and a love for books
resumes this episode 3 hours later, GOD harold on e is so fucking funny
the like, lead in to commercial shots are always so funny to me
knockoff kevin spacey is so Earnest oh you poor thing
vice guy ... cute
HAROLD IS SO SWEET AND BABY WHEN HES HIGH i know this is not actually what e does but its fucking hilarious
OH NO THIS IS A CARTER-IS-IN-TROUBLE EPISODE I DO NOT DO WELL WITH THOSE
oooh but its also a mafioso episode i do like those
That Is Not How Science Works
man late season 1 is so wild nobody knows anything or trusts each other like Fools Please Just Speak To Each Other
ah yes good old car explosions
EYE SCAR MAN!!!!!!!!!!! why is he so weirdly hot
(it's the eye scar)
(it's the eye scar)
oh my god this kid looks like finn wolfhard
So Many Hurt Feelings
poor carter she's doing her best
I CANT DEAL W CARTERS SAD PUPPY EYES :(
"that's what i would do" no it's not john don't Lie
"you are my backup" I'M SO SOFT
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO CARTERS SON I WILL RIOT
elias is so fuckin dumb listen his concept is good but his ideas ? bad. stupid. dumb old man. go to therapy.
oh no the seeds of discord ... the apple has been thrown
AHHH THIS GUY HAS THE PALEST BLUE EYES THEY ARE FREAKY I DO NOT LIKE IT
"man singing in foreign language" its fucking french netflix relax
anytime i see john in something other than a suit my fight or flight reflex activates
"just don't nap on my watch" oh that's okay bud john doesn't SLEEP
WHY IS ALICIA HERE???
god i forgot about this part
look i know it's more complicated than this but whenever i look at stories about the complexities of war and crime and shit im like can't we all just ...... chill
snow! can! get! fucked!
fusco is a good dad.................... :'|
i'm so sorry but all white man mugshots look exactly the same. get more different facial features
GOD nothin like walking into a full town of Just Dead Bodies
"you were a kid?" is the fucking funniest comeback line ever
when will people stop using their loved ones' names as passwords that is NOT secure
the beef between the fbi and the cia is so fucking funny fjghdfjgh
and it was an Old Abandoned Boxing Ring, at Night
it is just so dumb that people on this show are like "i hate rich people so i decided to do Violent Crime" like no. radicalize.
also like. you own your house, please put the sob story away
dumb. dumb, dumb man.
sweetie you're like 15 put the gun down
oh it's the assassin's creed song
listen show i will PAY YOU to stop showing the damn flashback it's so BORING
BIRTHDAY EPISODE!!!
oh POUSSEY IS HERE!!
finch: i got you a present! you get to do nothing today! :)
reese: harold you fool. i keep busy on Purpose. it's how i keep the depression at bay
finch: ah, fuck :)
reese: harold you fool. i keep busy on Purpose. it's how i keep the depression at bay
finch: ah, fuck :)
ahhh yes, a domestic violence case. Fun Times
the BACKSTORY!!!
ok listen the backstory is very boring.
Up Here In My Tiny Town, We Don't Talk About Violence. We Just Let Men Kill Their Wives And Do Nothing About It :)
aw man, grand central is just so beautiful.....
lady are you really defending your son in law who KILLED YOUR DAUGHTER?
lmao do we all have that weird sparkly square box that sheds glitter whenever you pick it up
honestly fuck off harold let john kill this bastard. sorry but domestic abusers deserve to die!
jfhgjdhfgj the DRAMA
i'm so glad they get john's backstory out of the way in season 1 so that we can get to the Way More Interesting And Non-Cliche Shit
"everyone is relevant to someone" :(
me watching carter and fusco staring tensely at each other like. pleas b friends.
listen this nsa guy is a lil shit but he's Very smart. i like him
you poor extremely smart man youre going to get yourself killed
DAVID BOWIE'S I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS 
this guy is a john goodman knockoff, like, in a bad way
HOW MANY KNIVES ARE YOU GOING TO DRAMATICALLY PULL OUT OF CREVICES
aw blondie was a Goodboy
awwww they met in madison square park...
the FIANCÉ
grace is SO CUTE but — i'm sorry harold is Gay
that washington square park brownstone THOUGH!!! like my girl lives right behind the arch i am JEALOUS
fuck it we're staying up to finish the season i got nowhere to be tomorrow
i am overcome with love for the machine ,
ROOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
god everything happens so much
my wife is a bitch and i like her so much!!!!!!
three women just showed up in three consecutive scenes and this tweet applies to all of them
i cant believe they pulled the "haha tricked you i wasnt really in danger" twice in one SEASON
THE HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!
this show went HOW MANY PLOT THREADS CAN WE THROW ON SCREEN AT ONCE
Everything! Happens! So! Much!
alicia sweetie please take a nap
they exploded. So many cars for this show.
HDHJFNFNFNHFJDFJH I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
also the soundtrack slaps. thank you ramin djawadi for yet more bangers
ok bedtime. next time i post in this thread it will be Season Two Babey!!!
