If the mandem were NBA players:
@fy18_ : He would be Russell Westbrook. Whenever he talks, he says just a bit too much.
@calltekk19 : Tall, big and talks shit for no reason.
Me: Jimmy Butler. The funniest out of everybody. Can back my trashtalk. Tall with nice hair.
@Nasirkm_ : Isaiah ThomasZ He’s an alright guy. Well-loved & respected by everybody but is just short.
@a1_ish98: Draymond Green. Team player who looks out for his guys. Poor communication skills as I can barely understand him when he speaks.
@saIim_: Look at Curry man. Great shooter.
@abdulOP9: Chris Paul. Is in a love-hate relationship with literally everybody he comes across. Funnier around his guys, not so much around girls.
@NF_cma: Klay Thompson. Never quite know what his next move is. All you’ll know is that he wants to eat at Subway.
@h_ali27: Kawhi Leonard. Fun guy who everybody wants a piece of. Has a distinct sense of humour that he only really gets. Tall.
@A6Asap: Brandon Ingram. On the TL, you never quite understand what is going through his head. Why that emoji? Why so many pieces of punctuation? Why, Ahmed?
@salmaanoooo: Doesn’t talk much but is always expressive of his disapproval. Clinical with his responses and precise in his actions.
@WindyPDSami: Kevin Durant. Has a prospectful career ahead of him but decides to maintain the twitter fingers. I guess why not do both??
@Yunisk98: Lou Williams. Let’s just say he’s played for a lot of teams.
@sparrowzakk11: Blake Griffin. Always got something funny to say. Isn’t there when you need him but is there when you least want him to come. Be wary.
@MAHA_M0UD: JJ Barea. Misunderstood veteran of the group. Dark Horse for funniest in the GC. Made himself a legend in first year then dipped.
@HCAPONE185: Derrick Rose. Does his thing and dips, never stays for the whole thing. Always has something real to say. May or may not yell ‘The Golden Child’
@a_omxr: James Harden. Take advantage of when you have a chance to talk to him. He always has somewhere to be; urgently.
@abdirahmanif: Anthony Davis. Can always be found towering over his friends. Has jokes but is just misunderstood. Big shoes, big heart.
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