we need to have a conversation about how klaus damon & stefan have all slept with men. hundreds of years on this earth & i’m supposed to believe they’re straight @ julie plauge? pls

klaus was intensely jealous of stefan fucking rebekah because he knew what it was like to feel stefan inside him & he wanted more

damon was slurping enzo down while they were imprisoned because honestly what else was there to do?

elijah had an orgy with all his male strix and that’s why their balls were famous. end of thread