You know how sometimes yt ppl ask stupid intrusive questions about your blackness like “so do you have to braid your hair everyday” or “how do you wash your hair under the wig” imma start returning the gesture

“So do you have to take off the tan and put it back on every night? If not i guess your bedding must be an orange mess :/“

“Do the lip injections come out like on mrs potato? Or do you just keep them in forever?”

I could go on forever

“You cant shower when you have the tan on right? Do you just use dry shampoo or something?”