Sooooo... my mom and lil bro got into it cause he was cussing while playing his game. So he’s salty cause he’s always getting in trouble and my mom over dramtic af when she think she’s disciplining. So he started turning up on her lowkey like he a yt kid or some shit lmao.
She comes in my room asking me did I hear him cuss basically wanting me to snitch and validate her point. But my name Bennet and I ain’t in it. I’m Joe and I don’t know. Sue and about to get up through. So I’m like idk I’m watching tv not paying him any attention...
So now she’s salty cause I ain’t no rat bitch. She goes back and starts some more shit with my brother and of course he get more salty turning up her ass again on some “OF COURSE IM MAD WHY YOU KEEP STARTING WITH ME” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> so she’s super pissed cause now he’s raising his voice.
She’s like since you think you’re grown call somebody to come get you cause you ain’t gone live here thinking you run shit. You know the drill. But thennnnn she come back in herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium skin tone)"> saying since you care about him so much that you trying to save him call him somewhere to go..
I’m like............ cause what? So I’m reading something thinking she just gone walk away after saying that, she like you ignoring me? I’m like nah why you want me to call them, what happen to his phone? Why I have to call for him? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈🏽" title="Left pointing backhand index (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Left pointing backhand index (medium skin tone)"> legit question tho but wrong timing
So now she salty AT MEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> like “I can’t wait” ....I’m just like mannnnn why I get brought into this shit and why she want me to play operator cause at the end of the day they gone want to talk to him so skip the middle man he should just call like whathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging (medium skin tone)">
Like I can’t make this shit up man I just cannot lmaooooo
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