So, after a cursory look at my vacuum cleaner, I have learned 2 things:

-The path the airflow takes
-That the air flow's path has not been cleaned in a very, very long time

Me, turning it on: "What's that burning smell?"

Hair from when I was 15: "What's good bitch"

Taking off a facade to clean it gave me a third lesson about its function:

-At some point, the damn spinning brush on the bottom threw its belt, and because nobody took it apart to clean, /nobody fucking noticed/

Okay I know this thread was longer what the fuck

Twitter will not censor my vacuum cleaner cleaner talk