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Fun story: I failed kindergarten
So I’m like 6, right? And I’m in kindergarten, and it is NOT A VIBE. I have to do NUMBERS instead of playing with BARBIES?! I’m not about it. My teacher asks me to count to 100 and my 6-year-old-ass goes “1, 2, 3, NO”
So I’m like 6, right? And I’m in kindergarten, and it is NOT A VIBE. I have to do NUMBERS instead of playing with BARBIES?! I’m not about it. My teacher asks me to count to 100 and my 6-year-old-ass goes “1, 2, 3, NO”
We have several parent-teacher conferences, and the school is like “your daughter refuses to do ANYTHING. She hasn’t turned in a single assignment ALL YEAR. We think she might have a learning disability”
So the whole year goes by and they Fucking FAIL ME. I FAILED KINDERGARTEN. The following year they send me to a school for kids with special needs. My teacher was amazing and made learning FUN and that’s when they realized that I did not have a learning disability. In fact...
I HAD TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO READ AND WAS WRITING MY OWN STORIES IN SECRET. I BAMBOOLZED THEM ALL. I WAS JUST A STUBBORN LITTLE BRAT WHO DIDNT WANNA DO SCHOOL.
So they take me out of that school and put me back into public school
So they take me out of that school and put me back into public school
I still refuse to do assignments I didn’t wanna do, but my teachers would give me extra reading and writing assignments which I would do on my spare time cause I LOVED IT
Anyways now I’m a college drop out and make six figures as a full-time writer and still refuse to do something if I don’t wanna do it lol
