in hindsight, 80s hit Jessie’s Girl should have been titled Rick Springfield’s Lack of Boundaries Around His Friend Jessie, Who Really Should Reconsider His Friendship With Rick

Foreigner's I Want to Know What Love Is should've been titled Before I Pursue Anyone I'm Gonna First Do a Year or Two of Therapy to Figure Out What My Needs Really Are and What I Bring to the Table in a Healthy Relationship