Anyone else have a decade-old desktop and pile of laptops next to your desk that you can’t get rid of because of a vague feeling that there’s 1 or 2 irreplaceable files on there? And you can never bring yourself to boot it up and hunt for it? Well, today is your day, pile!

Windows XP, we meet again!

Eventually you get to the point where you realize that time is an illusion, and memories take up space, and today is the first day of the rest of your life and so you just rip out the hard drive and smash it with a hammer.

Hard drive progression through time (which remember, is an illusion) Now where is my lucky hammer?