Shakira as her song 'Don't Bother', a THREAD.
Shakira as her song 'Don't Bother', a THREAD.
Shakira as her song 'Don't Bother', a THREAD.
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
She's the greatest cook
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free
And she's fat free
And she's fat free
She been to private school
She been to private school
She been to private school
And she speaks perfect french
And she speaks perfect french
And she speaks perfect french
She's got the perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool?
She's got the perfect friendsOh isn't she cool?
She's got the perfect friendsOh isn't she cool?
Que practices Tai Chi
She never loses her nerve
Que practices Tai ChiShe never loses her nerve
Que practices Tai ChiShe never loses her nerve
Que practices Tai ChiShe never loses her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's more than you deserve
She's more than you deserve
And she's far better than me
And she's far better than me
And she's far better than me
Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
Hey, heySo don't botherI won't die of deception
Hey, heySo don't botherI won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
I promise you won't ever see me cryDon't feel sorry
I promise you won't ever see me cryDon't feel sorry
And don't bother
I'll be fine
And don't botherI'll be fine
And don't botherI'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother be unkind
But she's waitingThe ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother be unkind
But she's waitingThe ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother be unkind
I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?
I'm sure she doesn't knowHow to touch you like I wouldI beat her at that one goodDon't you think so?
I'm sure she doesn't knowHow to touch you like I wouldI beat her at that one goodDon't you think so?
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at all
She's almost six feet tallShe must think I'm a fleaI'm really a cat, you seeAnd it's not my last life at all
She's almost six feet tallShe must think I'm a fleaI'm really a cat, you seeAnd it's not my last life at all
For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
For you, I'd give up all I ownAnd move to a communist countryIf you came with me, of course
For you, I'd give up all I ownAnd move to a communist countryIf you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
Lose those pounds
Lose those pounds
Lose those pounds
And learn about Football

If that made you stay, but won't... BUT YOU WON'T
And learn about FootballIf that made you stay, but won't... BUT YOU WON'T
And learn about FootballIf that made you stay, but won't... BUT YOU WON'T
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