Shakira as her song 'Don't Bother', a THREAD.

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity

She's the greatest cook

And she's fat free

She been to private school

And she speaks perfect french

She's got the perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool?

Que practices Tai Chi
She never loses her nerve

She's more than you deserve

And she's far better than me

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine

But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at all

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you

Lose those pounds

And learn about Football

If that made you stay, but won't... BUT YOU WON'T