Shakira as her song & #39;Don& #39;t Bother& #39;, a THREAD.
She& #39;s got the kind of look that defies gravity
She& #39;s the greatest cook
And she& #39;s fat free
She been to private school
And she speaks perfect french
She& #39;s got the perfect friends
Oh isn& #39;t she cool?
Que practices Tai Chi
She never loses her nerve
She& #39;s more than you deserve
And she& #39;s far better than me
Hey, hey

So don& #39;t bother
I won& #39;t die of deception
I promise you won& #39;t ever see me cry
Don& #39;t feel sorry
And don& #39;t bother
I& #39;ll be fine
But she& #39;s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don& #39;t bother be unkind
I& #39;m sure she doesn& #39;t know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don& #39;t you think so?
She& #39;s almost six feet tall
She must think I& #39;m a flea
I& #39;m really a cat, you see
And it& #39;s not my last life at all
For you, I& #39;d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I& #39;d file my nails so they don& #39;t hurt you
Lose those pounds
And learn about Football

If that made you stay, but won& #39;t... BUT YOU WON& #39;T
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