Can they give us an update on what's going to happen to wine shops in Maharashtra now that lockdown is extended? Are they opening for one day atleast for home delivery or sumn because I can't do this anymore without alcohol ffs
Like just fucking tell us man. You're killing an industry that makes so much money for Maharashtra. Jesus. You're also making quarantine unbearable. Just let microbreweries deliver growlers and let wine shops home delivery fucking alcohol. Fuck.
There are people dying because of alcohol withdrawal. Excise is losing massive money. Business owners are losing money on licenses. People are going crazy. Stop treating alcohol like some godforsaken vice. They created alcohol before they made the fucking wheel. AAAAAHHHH!!
Maybe if you allow alcohol, people will get drunk and pass the fuck out at their homes and just not come out. Maybe that will be the real quarantine. Imagine everyone just fucking grabbing a drink alone, listening to some jazz or Taher shah or whatever the fuck gets them going
Fucking Old monk bottle is going for ₹1700 bucks a khamba in black. Are you fucking kidding me? An old monk bottle that has suckled broke college kids at its alcoholic teat is now burning a hole in the wallets of many people?? WHAAAAT?
If tears were digital ink, I'd have written with that man, this heart breaking. I didn't panic. I didn't stock up. I scoffed at people who scurried like ants saving up for winter and thought to myself, "idiots, buying into the scare" and LOOK WHO IS THE REAL IDIOT NOW!!
It's 2am right now and my society watchman is goddamn awake still. Do you know how horrible that is? He used to get drunk and nicely go to sleep right in front of the entrance horizontally. No one could ever fucking enter. Now that he's awake, he's roaming about, I feel so unsafe
You feel that I'm having a meltdown because of the lack of the alcohol. WELL NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK! I need that chilled glass of whiskey that I will tenderly cradle in my hands while a droplet of condensation seductively slides across the glass and drops on my fingers. Softly.
LOCKDOWN RANDI PLEASE ALCOHOL WAPAS DEDE PLEASE BHADWI.

Okay rant over.
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