is it just me or did today fucking suck for everyone??

here's a thread of nice things to make it better:

did u know dimitri's dick can be seen from space and his titties bounce when he runs

claude making quiet and then very loud noises when he's getting his ass ate, starting out soft and high and moving to low heartfelt grunts before ending with a wail

for sylvain's birthday he gets eaten out and then fingered agonisingly slowly (talking full prostate massage) until there are tears running down his face from sheer overstimulation and he's come twice that way, then they finally fuck him

dorothea gives the tonguefucking of a lifetime please let someone sit on her face she's so capable and so enthusiastic

ferdinand von aegir is a very tender lover but also fucks with the force of a jackhammer on command

linhardt very belatedly discovering HEY KISSING IS NICE ACTUALLY (if still kinda weird and gross) and devoting himself to the study of kissing good and well (lots of reading then LOTS OF KISSING)

rinse and repeat for literally anything related to sex

i hc hubert and linhardt both as demi in very different ways/for different reasons but linhardt falling for someone and devoting himself to learning what it is that fascinates him about this person is Very Good