Why is he making it seem as if he apostatized cuz he felt guilty cuz he wanted to do haram things?

WTH do you mean by "do my family" ???

He's relieved he (as a murtadd) ain't gotta maintain a high level of hygiene ... LoL

Here he is again feeling happy that he's no longer feeling guilty for doing disgusting & unhealthy things

So according to you, the highlight of being a murtadd is:
1. Reducing hygiene
2. Dealing in interest
3. Drinking intoxicants & unhealthy fast food
4. Listening to vulgar music
5. Doing your family (whatever that means)
6. s*x

That's the highlight !!!
Thank God for Islam.