Euphemism poetry...I don't know. Not quite as funny as I was going for. Thoughts? Wanna add a line?

Day something of lock-down
And I’m trapped in the shock down
My body is one great ache
Can you give me some

1/3

Bam-bam in the ham,
Some afternoon delights
Hit me with that long john in the face
Ride me with that
Pocket rocket into space.
My mind is breaking
My time is wasting
So please, why don’t you
Assault me with your friendly weapon
And do some gland to gland combat.

2/3

And do some gland to gland combat.
We’ll go hard, well go slow,
Hitting the home run
With some hard rod
Punching,
some wall to wall touching,
some slap and tickle
and hide the pickle.
Gimme all you got,
I got nothing else to do,
I wanna play with your
yogurt shooter -

3/3

@QuincySpeaks - come on. Write a line. I dare you.

....you can hide it
in my hoo-ha
foo-foo
puntang – kitty…

Okay...so it just felt like it couldn't wait for you to get off work or whatever you are doing. I couldn't just leave it...out there like that. Sorry.

not.