But because I have more meaningless degrees than you, I noticed something that you didn't:
That's right. Hidden in the headline of the viral article is the name of Paige Rense's 1997 novel MANOR HOUSE.
Who is Paige Rense you ask? Oh ho ho so glad you asked. In 1971, the thrice-married high school dropout was promoted to editor-in-chief of Architectural Digest after her predecessor was murdered in cold blood. A position she held for the next 35 years.
In 1997 she fulfilled a lifelong dream by publishing a mystery novel based on... you guessed it... her predecessor's murder. She told Charlie Rose: "I've started the second one."
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