Lockdown feels WEEK 5
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turn your oatmeal breakfast into a face mask maximize it utility
accept this is just how you roll from now on
you’ve perfected camouflage to hide from your kids
make pasta for the umpteenth time
feel safe by hugging your extensive collection or Lysol
force yourself to look at the glass “half full”
join yet another ZOOM happy hour, pass out on your desk
try out different ergonomic WFH poses
turn your cleaning gloves into a hot fashion accessory
practice holding hands just so you don’t lose the touch after it’s over
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