Dear Men With Long Hair:

From the Bottom of my Heart, Thank you. You rock that man bun. You keep your Viking braids. Or your fantastic dreds. Bless every single weed Jesus and long haired dude in existence.

Signed, me, a long-haired Non Binary with lots of Dysphoria

Here's to you, Dude that Just Won't Cut the Mane. Raise a glass and pat yourself on the back. Give that luxurious mane a good wash today, with something that smells as awesome as you are.

Too stressed to cut your hair? Thank you.
Just didn't feel like it? Thank you.
Enjoy your hair and really puts effort into it? Thank you.
PNW man bun? Thank you.
Who even cares anymore? I do. Thank you.

The list of reasons why men have long hair is as endless as the horizon and I am grateful to all of them.

Thank you, long haired men.