My first grader has been playing “work from home” with two of her friends. It’s painfully accurate.

Oh no, she just told the team they have to work Earth Day

“I can eat lunch when everybody eats lunch. Fine. Yeah, that’s fine. Okay, guys. Let’s work on that alphabet. Let’s see... its 10:31? Maybe... 10:39? We could end at 10:37 and just have a breather for two minutes. Or three minutes. And then we could go back to work.”

“What time do you go to bed? Hmmm. I see. So we don’t have a lot but... it’s enough. It’ll be okay.”

“Okay. I know you love doing effects but this is work.”

“Guys, in fifteen minutes I need to log off for my dance class. You think you could hop on a meeting together and keep working?”

“Guys, I’m sorry. This isn’t going as I thought it would be. I thought I would have so many ideas to work with but... I guess we’re still brainstorming.”

FUTURE SHOWRUNNER ALERT

“You guys can stay here and chit chat, but when I get back I do wanna see your dogs done and— hey, they just hung up and left! ...This is what we’re trying to work on. Man.”

“I’m gonna sharpen some stuff before my next meeting.”