Remember when the Cake Boss got pulled over and he said, “You can’t arrest me! I’m the Cake Boss?” More moments like that in 2020, please.
I guess what I’m saying is, arrest the Cake Boss again.
“What?!? You can’t arrest the Cake Boss again!!!l”
The cell door slams. The police officers chuckle and walk away.

The Cake Boss is in jail.
This time, forever.
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