so, I'm watching "before the 90 days." I'm only on ep 2?

everyone has spent all this time talking about ed and rosemarie.

and...sure.

but upon further examination, this yolanda situation is what seems TRULY alarming.

but I'm only on ep 2ish.
and I know this is wild...
but usmon seems really kinda sweet on the phone with lisa.

lol.

dare I hope?
lol. I know better, of course.
and lisa is super ridiculous.

still.
also...
darcey is.....a mess.

did she and her sister get these faces together?

the lip injections are.....distracting.
this first meeting of usman's friends before lisa gets there....

omg.
I am *dying*.
usman's friends are FINE AS HELL.
seriously....
whoever did darcey and her sister's lip injections should be set on fire.
i find ed's hair *genuinely* upsetting.
I like this russian woman.
usman got all these fine ass, childish ass friends.

lol.
I know lisa did a transatlantic flight.

like..
I know that struggle.

but...

she didn't want to do a little something with herself? like, spiffy up a bit in the airport bathroom?
lisa is acting like this man's mama.

watching her stick her tongue in his mouth is really something.
Usman keeps on telling us Lisa is not the kind of woman he's attracted to.

SIR, no one needs this level of honesty.
ed lied to rose about his height.

he must've learned that trick from twitter.
lol. ed stays asking rose about her business.
lisa just said the american way of having sex is "culturally different" from the nigerian way.

she said she had to show usman how to have oral sex.

I wish there were some place where i could comfortably scream.
USMAN'S MAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

whyyyyyyyyyy have y'all only been talking about ed!?!?!

there is sooooo much more.
usman's friends just tagging along and starting trouble is my *favorite* part of this entire show.
I hate Geoffrey.
he's a liar and is pushy and doesn't listen.

varya is too good for him.
ed is so needy.

like....

I cannot.
here's the thing...
asking your potential partner to get tested is a smart thing to do.
it's a great thing to do.
it is 100% the right move.

so whyyyyyyy am I so aggravated when ed mentions needing this from rose?

it makes me so angry.
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