Morgan Freeman's voice
"Young Elliot thought he was edgy tweeting pictures of the Hillsborough tragedy, little did Elliot know, that decision was going to have lasting effects on his family
The scouse republic sent him ribena, prostitutes and pizza, his dads website went down 1/2

His girlfriend's sexual exploits with a scouser in magaluf were unearthed, his uncle received a few not so pleasant phone calls, elliot offered a snivelling apology on twitter, but it was a shallow apology and much too late...yes, on the faithful day, life came at Elliot fast"