tweeting “don’t cut your hair off” to pedro pascal every day until he notices and promises me to not be as stupid as other celebs — a thread

day 1: please don’t cut your hair off during quarantine like others @PedroPascal1

day 2: i love you a lot and your hair looks way too good to cut it off, don’t be a fool like the others @PedroPascal1

day 3: buzzcuts never look good. never. it’s also against The Way™ because i said so. @PedroPascal1

day 4: i saw you calling taika “egg head” and i’m willing to take that as a “glad i’m not so stupid” but i need that confirmation. i need to know your fluffy hair is gonna stay @PedroPascal1

day 5: your hair looked extra fluffy in the video yesterday (also you did amazing!!) and i can’t allow such beautiful hair to get ruined by a buzzcut @PedroPascal1

day 6: hair good, bald bad. no buzzcut as long as i’m here @PedroPascal1

day 7: listen your hair looks GOOD, keep it that way @PedroPascal1

day 8: don’t become an egg head with an ugly buzzcut like taika (sorry), keep those curls king @PedroPascal1

day 9: i love you and your pretty hair. that’s it, that should be reason enough for you to never even joke about having a buzzcut @PedroPascal1

day 10: happy 4/20, spend your day being high af and leave your hair like it is @PedroPascal1

day 11: c’mon pedro. i know you don’t wanna do it and all i need is the confirmation that your hair will stay pretty and then i can finally stop this thread. @PedroPascal1

day 12: you’ve been avoiding twitter for a long time now, good for you king! anyways don’t you dare getting a buzzcut x @PedroPascal1

day 13: due to the behind the scenes mando content i cannot allow you to ever cut your hair to a buzzcut. never. @PedroPascal1

day 14: no baldro, no buzzcut. the fluffy hair has to stay sir @PedroPascal1

day 15: sir i miss you and your fluffy hair. please come back and keep those lil curls @PedroPascal1

day 16: the curls sir, they gotta stay. i need that confirmation or we’re getting nowhere @PedroPascal1

day 17: please come back to us with your fluffy hair i hope you’re doing well @PedroPascal1

day 18: listen we both know i won’t stop until i’m certain your hair stays right where it is (and just as fluffy) so do me a favor and notice this thread king @PedroPascal1

day 19: hope you’re doing good king, please don’t be stupid and get a buzzcut i like your hair as it is @PedroPascal1

day 20: feel hugged and keep that hair king. no buzzcut as long as i’m around @PedroPascal1

day 21: i love your quarantine look please keep the fluff and curls @PedroPascal1

day 22: sir i’ve been asking nicely for three weeks and i’m not even asking for much. keep the hair, no buzzcut or similar. just please don’t. @PedroPascal1

day 23: we’re this close to greatness, by that i mean the mando documentary. anyways your hair is really pretty and i need you to promise me to not cut it off @PedroPascal1

day 24: you are NOT gonna disappear from this platform again before you’ve noticed this thread. you will never get a buzzcut @PedroPascal1

day 25: we’re all loving that quarantine hair™ but i’m still waiting for you to notice this thread. dew it pedro, i know you want to @PedroPascal1

day 26: this thread is the only consistency in my life but feel free to notice it and stop me king. just wanna make sure your fluffy hair stays @PedroPascal1

day 27: let’s just pretend i didn’t forget this yesterday shall we? anyways fluffy hair good, buzzcut bad. @PedroPascal1

day 28: kinda miss you so feel free to drop a selfie of you in the mando costume and remember: no buzzcut, buzzcut bad @PedroPascal1

day 29: king i’m loving the quarantine look. those curls? amazing. keep them. @PedroPascal1

day 30: this thread has been going on for way too long. please end my misery by noticing this and promise me you won’t cut your pretty hair off @PedroPascal1

day 31: spare a interaction with this thread? please i love you and your curls sir, keep ‘em @PedroPascal1

day 32: i love that hair. so much. keep it king @PedroPascal1

day 33: guess this thread is just gonna become a daily reminder that you’re very handsome and that i love your fluffy hair a lot. please never get a buzzcut @PedroPascal1

day 34: haven’t seen you online yet but i hope you’re well sir, please keep your curls and remember to drink enough water @PedroPascal1

day 35: you’re my favorite dork with the prettiest curls. please never get a buzzcut you handsome idiot @PedroPascal1

day 36: hope our mandalorian is doing good, still loving those curls so keep ‘em king @PedroPascal1

day 37: hope you’re having a good day just never get a buzzcut, it doesn’t suit you as well as the lil curls @PedroPascal1

day 38: we STAN that quarantine hair which looked VERY GOOD during the community table read. keep those curls king, no buzzcut @PedroPascal1

day 39: pedro pascal look at this thread. you need to know that you’re very handsome and that i love your fluffy hair. never get a buzzcut again, never please @PedroPascal1

day 40: no buzzcut for pedro pascal. society has passed the need of you having a buzzcut. the curls STAY @PedroPascal1

day 41: pedro pascal pedro pascal pedro pascal.. does that work, have i summoned you yet? i just need you to promise to not cut off your pretty curls @PedroPascal1

day 42: please don’t get a buzzcut. like ever. your curls don’t deserve that. @PedroPascal1

day 43: you’re avoiding twitter again, good for you king! n e ways your hair is really pretty so no buzzcut okay? feel hugged @PedroPascal1

day 44: idc if you’re bad at taking compliments, it doesn’t change the fact that you have pretty hair. so no buzzcut, the curls stay. thank you. feel loved and hugged @PedroPascal1

day 45: no buzzcut, only pretty curls @PedroPascal1

day 46: i absolutely love your fluffy hair, please never get a buzzcut. thank you @PedroPascal1