"Don& #39;t grab my arm while I& #39;m holding coffee." "Don& #39;t climb on me. I have coffee." "Don& #39;t jump on me. I& #39;m drinking coffee." "Be careful, I& #39;m holding coffee." "Watch what you& #39;re doing. Coffee is hot."

Guys, I spilled hot coffee and burnt my crotch. Can& #39;t imagine how that happened.

Insult to injury, now I& #39;m drinking cold coffee.