"Don't grab my arm while I'm holding coffee." "Don't climb on me. I have coffee." "Don't jump on me. I'm drinking coffee." "Be careful, I'm holding coffee." "Watch what you're doing. Coffee is hot."

Guys, I spilled hot coffee and burnt my crotch. Can't imagine how that happened.
Insult to injury, now I'm drinking cold coffee.
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