cringe worthy things my exes have done/do: a thread

one of them told me in confidence that he microwaved a mango, cut a hole in it and fucked it

I went to a DaBaby show with one of them & you know the whole “dat ain’t dababy das myyyy baby” thing. Okay so I’m like DAT AINT DA BABY DASSSS MYYY BABY!!!! this fool leaves the crowd and goes to pout by the food truck for the rest of the show. aye I was vibin in tht crowd tho

the funny thing about that is, he stormed outta the crowd all pissed at the best part of the show!!! homie missed out, this is right when he left look at this
peep after I zoom in dababy goes “look at all y’all zoomin in” @DaBabyDaBaby

OMG one of them!!!!!would set alarms that went off literally every like 2-5 minutes that said different things right. Just an example of one of the alarm titles: “5:30PM tell mom you stole $20 from her purse”

“6:13 Ask lexy what she thinks about my hair” LIKE WHAT WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST....ASK ME THEN...

one of em will go weeks without buying toilet paper( this was before the tp shortage) and just use coffee filters to wipe his ass

1 of these gentz used to stick a hairbrush up his ass when he’d jerk off. that’s cool whatever idc get off how you please. BUT plot twist.....I found out later when we split it was MY FUCKING HAIR BRUSH

disclaimer: I have a fuck ton of exes (I know I need to chill) so buckle up

ONE OF THESE BOYS TOLD ME STRAIGHT TO MY FACE THAT MY MOM IS HOTTER THAN ME AND MEANT THAT SHIT

omg one of them ugly cried like SOBBED because I shaved my own legs and they wanted to do it