If a guy can work from home, self-isolate, Zoom his mates, forgo the pub, gym, cinema, threatre, concerts, funerals, weddings and holidays to protect himself from Covid-19...then he can wear a condom when we ask him to.
Performance anxiety is not as bad as pregnancy anxiety.
Anything less than enthusiasm is refusal in my books.
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