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me: hello i would like uhm burger and soft drink
man: sir, this is a bendy's
me: oh sorry *I bend over backwards to a terrifying degree until my back breaks and i scream and wail in agony for several minutes on the floor*
man: comin right up
man: sir, this is a bendy's
me: oh sorry *I bend over backwards to a terrifying degree until my back breaks and i scream and wail in agony for several minutes on the floor*
man: comin right up
me: can i get a food to go
lady: sir, this is a friendy's
me: i like you
lady: well i think you're strange and off-putting
me: ah
lady: sir, this is a friendy's
me: i like you
lady: well i think you're strange and off-putting
me: ah
me: been tryin all over town, y'all sell food?
another cashier, its a man again this time: sir, this is a spendy's
me: so?
man: you cant afford it
another cashier, its a man again this time: sir, this is a spendy's
me: so?
man: you cant afford it
me: please im starving
cashier, beyond the binary: sir, this is a comprendy's
me: HUH?!
cashier: exaclty, i cant understand you
me: more like non-comprendy's
c: que?
cashier, beyond the binary: sir, this is a comprendy's
me: HUH?!
cashier: exaclty, i cant understand you
me: more like non-comprendy's
c: que?
me: whats this place, endy's i hope cause this has gone on long enough
cashier: welcome to sendy's, this is where you send the tweet
me: phew, i was worried this thread was gonna overstay its welcome
cashier: welcome to sendy's, this is where you send the tweet
me: phew, i was worried this thread was gonna overstay its welcome
