i'm watching an LP of ff7r and my impression of cloud so far is "lol u care about the planet? cringe"

my guess is that soon the douchey edgelord will have a personal reason to care about the planet

"i'll be fine... i've got soldier boy here"
"EX soldier boy"

wouldn't it be great if cloud was played by soulja boy and hes like "soulja boy............ i haven't heard that name in a long time" and then when they went into battle barrett was like "soulja boy.... tell em"

just some fanfiction i'm writing

CLOUD SAID SHIT I DIDN;T KNOW THE TWINK WITH THE BIG SWORD CUSSED

has anyone from yesteryear drawn cloud and pyramid head comparing swords

cloud strife:

so cloud is like "i'm cool guy. i'm so cool and i don't care about anything" and then a cute girl talks to him and he drops all his spaghetti? is that right?

is cloud a robot

oh, sephiroth fucks

very kate beaton nemesis

MA, THERE'S A BISHOUNEN WITH A BIGASS SWORD ON THE FIRE ESCAPE MA!!!!!!!!!!!

cloud: i'm dangerous. i'm bad
aeris/th: lol

(i have no idea how to spell her name. i'm sure there's a three thousand post gamefaqs thread about it that ended with a murder)

barrett is tsundere

barrett: now i'm not an eco-terrorist myself but personally i think the eco-terrorists are very cool and handsome

jessie just told cloud to shut his pretty mouth so i love her

shouting I LOVE DOING ECO-TERRORISM on a subway platform

BARRET HAS A BABY???????

BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god cloud is such a bitch

tifa: so i need
cloud: ugh
tifa: if you could just
cloud: uuuhhhhghhhhhhhhh
tifa: i'd really appreciate it if
cloud: uuuUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

biggs is a good wingman

when does something catastrophically terrible happen to the friendly slum