Last night, looking through old iPhone pics with lana

Lana: look how skinny you were!
Me: ok well first of all that was two kids ago and I’m doing alright
Lana: first of all, that was a lot of wine ago

This kid burns.
And to add to this thread (and prove her right), @TotalWine are true heroes. Curbside pick up. They won’t accept tips which is blasphemy, but thank you 👏👏👏

Parents everywhere are surviving because of you! #quarantinecasenumber2
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