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So Jim came in this morning and he was SOAKING wet, we reckon a neighbour sprayed him with a hose and we were so sad for his lil face. Then 5 mins later he returns with a fucking whole doughnut in his mouth. We didnât have any in the house. I think I know why Jim got sprayed.
Some cats bring back dead animals as a gift for their owners. Jim brings back stolen baked goods. We were made for each other.
The only thing I canât figure out is whether he stole a doughnut and so got sprayed, or got sprayed and went back for a revenge doughnut steal. Either way, what a man 
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