I& #39;ve had 2 cups of coffee, read 4 /R E A L L Y/ shitty articles on Brighid, watched ~500 tiktoks, & I& #39;m not entirely convinced that I& #39;m /N O T/ just a bunch of bees in a trench coat rn.

Who needs drugs when you have caffeine, spite, untrained academic rage, and 4 hours of sleep?

The coffee was, of course, @DeathWishCoffee (because what other coffee exists?)- you kno.... In case you wanted to know why I& #39;m not entirely convinced I& #39;m not just a bunch of bees in a trench coat rn. And if you& #39;ve ever had Deathwish, you& #39;ll understand... If not... You need to.