I've had 2 cups of coffee, read 4 /R E A L L Y/ shitty articles on Brighid, watched ~500 tiktoks, & I'm not entirely convinced that I'm /N O T/ just a bunch of bees in a trench coat rn.

Who needs drugs when you have caffeine, spite, untrained academic rage, and 4 hours of sleep?

The coffee was, of course, @DeathWishCoffee (because what other coffee exists?)- you kno.... In case you wanted to know why I'm not entirely convinced I'm not just a bunch of bees in a trench coat rn. And if you've ever had Deathwish, you'll understand... If not... You need to.