alright, here we go. https://twitter.com/ascjisun/status/1248925363176198145

first off, sehun is baby. maybe i’ll bring the pestle back? KIDDING. can i do sehun and chanhee at the same time? i just wanna voyeur them, i love cute couples. or a threesome, haha? what if they spit roasted me while they made out above me? haha. hot.

i feel like i’d enjoy being tied up by sunwoo so he can do whatever he likes to me and i can’t move away. i’d probably squirm a lot, maybe cry, but it’d be hot to be unable to get away from his ministrations. haha!

what if baekhyun and i showered together? #SaveWater. we could help each other with the shower gel in hard to reach areas, and maybe i’d like to get bent over and pressed against the shower tiles and ****** from behind. then we go soft and wash each others hair? cute.

my fantasy with seokwoo is to pat his head and tell him he’s doing a good job. *looking at the ‘U/a’ in his loc*.

seokjin is my baby. subxsub plot pending. haha, what if we did a camshow together and got ordered what to do by the comments...? maybe i’d sit on his **** and we’d make out and be soft and whiny.

soojin’s existence? hot. i love women. what if i sat on her lap and it eventually became me riding her thigh and getting edged when she grips my hips tightly and stops me from moving. i love lesbians. i love soojin. soojin let’s kiss.

taehyung is also baby. what if we gamed together with me sat on his lap and everytime one of us dies that person has to take off a piece of clothing. except i keep cheating by pressing down against his **** so he gets distracted and dies and then what if i ****warmed him. haha.

jeongguk? *error404headempty*. kinda wanna call him ***** and have him ***** me and ************* me ‘til i’m crying so he can mock me for being whiny and be all fake sympathetic. *thoughts*. haha, jeongguk? collar me? thanks.

jongin kinda cute or wtv but i don’t know what he’s into. still, kinda wanna lay face down ass up and have him pull my hair and ***** me from behind. like, just. use me? thanks. KFJSKFJDK.

end of thread. i hate u, sunwoo.