One minute you’re commenting with 😍😍😍 to the photo of isangoma sorting imithi and the next you’ve quit your job so you can be her lover and resident drummer endumbeni. Amadlozi are full of tricks, ninani. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
One minute you’re mesmerized by videos of ukugida posted online and the thing you know you’re the one who holds the keys to the mobile fridge with alcohol and meat emgidini.
My bra! Amadlozi are the best dribblers.
One minute you’re going about your life, just minding your business and you decide to date isangoma. The next thing you’re doing an inventory count endumbeni, talmbout “yazi baby, ibaso liyaphela endumbeni”.
Ndithi you’d better catch yourself before you wreck yourself!
Kokwenu kuzothiwa “heyi! Ukudlisile lo!” and all you’ll be thinking is “ngathi angafaka isome more uBaby”.
Imbi, cadres.
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